I am not TOO skinny!

Today, Grandmère is said that I am too skinny. I don't understand! Normal (and popular) people like Lana, are ALWAYS trying to be as skinny as me. But I need to be fat. I asked Grandmère why I had to do that, and she said that princesses have to be unique. If I am skinnier than a toothpick, then I think that I am VERY unique. I was also VERY unique before Paolo gave me that makeover. I was probably the UGLIEST princess in the world. Now I am the skinniest. And Grandmère wants me to be the fattest. This is odd. Isn't it?